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#1 A guy is driving along and sees his mother-in-law being attacked by seven blokes. "Aren't you going to help?!" asked his wife. "No," said the man, "seven should be enough." #2 My mother-in-law stopped in for a visit. "Staying long?" I asked. "Just until I start getting on your nerves," she replied. "Oh, so you won't even stay for a tea?"
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"Just like her mother." My wife's mother is a lawyer. I have a mother-in-law. Ever since it started raining my mother-in-law has been standing and looking sadly through the window. If it gets ever heavier I may have to let her in. One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
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"Did you have it put to sleep?" "No, I had its teeth sharpened." I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, "wow, how did you do that." I would tell you", answered the magician predictably, "but then I'd have to kill you." After a moments pause the same voice screamed out "can you tell my mother in law?"
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Hilarious Mother In Law Jokes. Q: What do you call a blonde mother-in-law? A: An air bag. A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year Christmas came again and this year he didn't buy her any gift. Mother-in-law was upset and asked the son-in-law why was she.
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The leaflet states that "mother-in-law jokes, as well as offensively sexist in their own right, can also be seen as offensive on the grounds that they disrespect elders or parents." [4] [5] Portrayals The stereotype is often portrayed on film and in popular entertainment. Some examples include: Viola Fields ( Jane Fonda) in the film Monster-in-Law.
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1 . Why did the mother-in-law bring a ladder to the family gathering? She heard the drinks were on the house! How does a mother-in-law greet her son-in-law? " Stop calling me mom, I'm not your mother!" Why did the mother-in-law go to the optometrist? She wanted to improve her "I've got my eye on you" stare.
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October 14, 2021 62 sweet messages for your mother-in-law There are many jokes about people disliking their mothers-in-law, but many of us out there have good, even great, relationships with our partner's parents.
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More jokes about: husband, marriage, mother in law, wife, work. A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won't leave him alone. His mother-in-law says, "You're driving too fast!" His wife says, "Stay more to the left."
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Mother In Law A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you. Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you! I still remember what my mother in law said just before she died "Stop shaking the ladder YOU LITTLE $#%@!"
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Funny, Witty, Clean Mother-in law One-liners Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two Mothers-in-law. A pharmacist tells a customer, 'In order to buy arsenic you need a legal prescription. A picture of your mother-in-law just isn't enough.' My mother-in-law is banned internationally from playing poker, as she keeps all the chips on her shoulder.
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12th June 2023 Mother In-Law Jokes Taking a dig with a mother in law joke can always be a risk, but if you find the right one liner it might turn into a hilariously memorable moment! Do you dare put in a mother in law joke in your groom speech at the wedding? Making jokes about the bride's mother is a controversial topic.
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Other Man: How is she now ? First Man: She's fine. But, the dog died. Big Game A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the lady awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
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A couple invites their family over for Thanksgiving night and invites the whole family to spend the holiday and meal together. The family gathers, but the couple's children are late and the mother-in-law complains aloud: "Ugh, your children, always late." Eventually, everyone comes and sits down to eat, the mother-in-law insists on sitting at.
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😄 😄 😄 A young cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her. At the crease, he turned to the wicketkeeper and said, "I'm anxious to do well and really hit this ball. That's my wife's mother over there." "Don't be silly," said the wicketkeeper.
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A list of 45 Mother In Law puns! Mother In Law Puns. A list of puns related to "Mother In Law" I told my mother-in-law there's a leek in her sink. 👍︎ 11. 💬︎. but laughed and could appreciate the joke. She know she cray cray. 👍︎ 71. 💬︎ 2 comments. 👤︎ u/RickShaw530. 📅︎ Dec 06 2017.